The Fifty Shades Of Grey trilogy has come to its end, and Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan are observant goodbye to the red room of pain.
And also, as it turns out, stick-on underwear and penis pouches.
After Jamie Dornan suggested that he wore a little tote to cover up his peen during Fifty Shades Freed’s, shall we say, insinuate scenes, Dakota was given something even reduction voluptuous – strapless thongs covered in glue.
Calling Jamie’s tote ‘really unsexy’, the 28-year-old singer told MarieClaire.com she would wear ‘these arrange of strapless thongs that had glue on them’.
Dakota explained: ‘It’s not glue, but it’s sticky. They’re, like, fundamentally if it were a pap pastie, but underwear. But it’s only gummy at the top, it’s not gummy the whole way.
‘It would also come off since the glue would wear out, so then they would superglue it to my physique so that it wouldn’t tumble off. And we would wear two of them.
‘It’s not painful, we mean, it’s hardly anything. But we theory you have some clarity of being covered. It’s fucking bizarre.’
There’s an understatement.
Dakota played Ana Steele in the 3 installments of the Fifty Shades saga, appearing exposed in the films’ BDSM-themed sex scenes.
But 3 films and 3 years on, being handcuffed to a shelve by Jamie never got any easier.
The actress, who is dating Chris Martin, said: ‘It’s not infrequent and it’s not fun. It never got easy.’
Dakota even suggested that they would take a shot of ‘something strong’ before quite formidable scenes.
We wouldn’t censure her if she downed a turn of Jagerbombs, tbh.
Fifty Shades Freed is in cinemas now.