Tonight’s startle outcome saw DJ Dev get a foot while Emma Weymouth is behind in a ballroom.
Counting their propitious stars/sequins are obtuse achieved celeb dancers including Mike, David, Alex and Will – all of that were defiled their Lycra it was going to be them in a dance off of doom.
Fans are mad that a judges’ scoring seemed so haphazard on Saturday night.
Did someone spike their punch play again?
Questions need to be asked.
Dev did not Dev-erse, sorry, merit to go.
Also behind for a sterilise tan subsequent week are celebs: Emma B, Saffron B, Catherine T, Kelvin, Chris, Michelle and Karim.
As they waved goodbye to Dev, Bryan Adams’ When You’re Gone played tears using down a faces, rivers of feign tan streaks.
“Things only feel so wrong, Dev-y when you’re gone,” we all sang.
OK, only me.