WACKY Brits are lobbying a Government to change a McDonald’s menu, repair Facebook’s trademark and keep Aaron Ramsey during Arsenal.
No10 has been flooded with weird petitions from electorate job for totally unfit outcomes.
The outlandish suggestions done by a open embody walling off Birmingham from a South, and abolishing Parliament to put a Queen in charge.
The policies are among a thousands of petitions sent to Downing Street that have been deserted since a Government could never indeed broach on them.
One final that vast Pot Noodles should come with additional salsa – a Brit who set it adult said: “Sick and sleepy of king-size Pot Noodles entrance with unchanging salsa sachets? Sign my petition to make change!”
Another food-related petition calls for Creme Egg McFlurrys to lapse to a McDonald’s menu.
An Arsenal believer wrote to Theresa May final month seeking her to step in and retard Aaron Ramsey’s send to Juventus.
He stormed: “Arsenal fans are in disarray. As zero central has been stated/signed we need a Government to intervene.”
A opposite footie fan called on Newport County to be kicked out of a Football League since they’re formed in Wales.
And a strain left-wing pronounced BBC 6 Music should be forced to play My Sharona by The Knack on a drift it is “unarguably a best strain ever”.
A polite menial responded saying: “You competence like to write to a BBC to make this suggestion.”
Another of a deserted petitions demanded a Facebook trademark be altered behind to what it used to be.
And one pronounced there should be a wall outward Birmingham to stop a South of England nosiness with a rest of a UK.
A petition submitted 3 weeks ago said: “Abolish Parliament and settle an comprehensive monarchy.”
But a Government replied: “We can’t accept your petition since we aren’t certain what powers we would like to be eliminated to a monarch.”
Any British citizen has a write to petition Mrs May, though unfit final are automatically deserted by officials.
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