WASHINGTON—In a special White House rite Friday celebrating a ‘much-overlooked’ adults for their contributions, President Trump respected a dauntless heroes who slept with a wives of deployed soldiers. “Despite a substantial risks these group faced, they did not demur to rush into a bedroom and lay down a troops’ wives during a country’s biggest hour of need,” pronounced Trump as he placed a Presidential Medal of Freedom around a necks of a many excitable group who courageously patrolled bars, streets, and workplaces to use a exposed and waste spouses of a nation’s enlisted group in each fight from Vietnam to a new conflicts in a Middle East. “Many of these group left their possess families behind to mind a late-night phone calls of married women they were seducing but courtesy to a infrequently dangerous consequences. They have overwhelmed large with their ribald heroics, and, in many ways, desirous me to turn a male we am today. For that, we salute you.” Trump finished a rite by delivering a unrelenting reprove to all a blatant hussies who cheated on their husbands while they were off fighting for this good country.