WASHINGTON—As a sad boss stood outward in his meagre dress in a early hours of Wednesday morning, employees sent by Deutsche Bank began stealing security from a White House after Donald Trump defaulted on his loans, sources confirmed. “Come on, guys, only give me a integrate some-more weeks and we can get a income together—no, not a TV!” pronounced a tear-stricken commander in arch as process officers from a German bank carried equipment including a Resolute Desk, a mural of Andrew Jackson, and his golf clubs out of a White House, informing him that a bank could no longer wait for him to compensate behind millions of dollars of debt. “Not a china, that was Reagan’s! Please, we guys know I’m good for it. we have a funds, we have to trust me, I’ve got them tied adult in other things. we only have to pierce some income around. Wait, that’s my favorite chair! If my mother gets home and sees that her pleasing garments and a Winston Churchill bust are gone, she’s gonna kill me! I’ll get a money—please don’t leave me with nothing.” At press time, a pathetic boss was station barefoot in a dull Oval Office after a Deutsche Bank employees had private a slippers from his feet.